4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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