Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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