The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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