part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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