hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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