You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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