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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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