Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Its about making memories worth repressing
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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