I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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