now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
