There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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