I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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