You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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