My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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