Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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