the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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