D3 body, D1 cock
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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