He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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