gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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