He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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