That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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