why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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