Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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