I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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