Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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