She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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