absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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