I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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