You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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