he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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