so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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