You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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