So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize
