You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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