What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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