I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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