As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
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Girls should come with a carfax report
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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