i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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