i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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