I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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