But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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