yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You're breaking my sexual little heart
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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