I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar