you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god