real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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