Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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