I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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