I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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