8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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