I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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