I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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