that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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