He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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