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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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