i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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