my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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