i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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