Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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