I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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